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"Chocolate Coconut Truffles" is a song sung by Greedy Smurf in the HERO: The Guardian Smurf story series. It is a clean parody of the song "Chocolate Salty Balls" sung by Isaac Hayes for his character Chef in South Park. It also follows the same tune.

Lyrics

5 tablespoons of coconut
And 20 biscuit crumbs
75grams of butter
Melt it.

Stick it all in a bowl, baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of milk,
You'll be in Heaven soon.

Say everybody, have you seen these truffles?
They're big and sweet and brown!
If you ever need 'em quick,
Pick me up
Just stick these truffles in your mouth

OOOHH!!

Feast on these chocolate coconut truffles
Stick 'em in your mouth and enjoy 'em
Feast on these chocolate coconut truffles
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So feast on these truffles!!

5 tablespoons of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of seltzer
And throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet,
'cause I hate when these truffles stick
Then preheat the oven to three-fifty and give that spoon a lick!

Say everybody, have you seen these truffles?
They're big and sweet and brown!
If you ever need 'em quick, pick me up
Just stick these truffles in your mouth!

Feast on these chocolate coconut truffles
Put 'em in your mouth and enjoy 'em
Feast on these chocolate coconut truffles
They're packed full of goodness
High in fibre!!
Feast on these truffles

Sniff, sniff, sniff.

Hey, wait a minute,
What's that smell?
Smells like somethin' burnin'

Well, that don't bother me none
As long as I get them done by Friday

Baby you better get back in the kitchen
'cause I gotta sneak in suspicion
Oh man, baby, baby
You just burnt the truffles!!

HELP ME!!
THE TRUFFLES ARE ON FIRE!!
HELP ME BABY, THE TRUFFLES ARE BURNIN'!!
GET ME SOME WATER!!
POUR SOME WATER ON EM!!
THE TRUFFLES ARE BURNIN'!!
OH MY GOODNESS!!
BLOW ON 'EM, BLOW ON 'EM
DO SOMETHIN'!!

Oooh.

Feast on these chocolate coconut truffles
Put 'em in your mouth and enjoy 'em.

THEY ON FIRE BABY!!

Feast on these chocolate coconut truffles.

BLOW 'EM OUT BABY!!

OH!
FEAST ON THESE TRUFFLES, BABY!!!
FEAST ON THESE TRUFFLES, BABY!!

FEAST ON THESE RED HOT, SWEET, CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES!!!

COME ON BABY!!

WOO!! WOO!!

Feast on these truffles!!!!!