| Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Smurfs (But Were Afraid To Ask) | |
| Author | Originally unknown, revealed to be Jokey Smurf |
| Purpose | Alleged secret information about the Smurfs |
| Universe | Empath: The Luckiest Smurf |
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Smurfs (But Were Afraid To Ask) is the name of a book that Empath found hidden in the Smurf House Of Archives in the EMPATH: The Luckiest Smurf story series. It was believed to contain some unbelievable secrets that some Smurfs claim Papa Smurf didn't want any of his little Smurfs to know about, and there was much ado about the nature of the book containing its purported secret knowledge. As it turned out, though, the whole book was a joke created by Jokey Smurf mostly to see his fellow Smurfs get all worked up over such a book.