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"I'm Too Smurfy" is a song performed by Vanity Smurf during the Smurfstock Festival in the EMPATH: The Luckiest Smurf story "Smurphony Of The Night." It is the analog of the song "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred, with similar lyric lines though with the word "sexy" replaced by "smurfy." Also the intent of the song is not that Vanity is saying he is too sexy for anything, but rather he is "too smurfy" for anything.

This is not to be confused with Right Said Fred's own real-life parody of his song by the same title, which was performed in London for World Smurfs Day 2013.

Lyrics

I'm too smurfy for my love, too smurfy for my love,
My love's gonna leave me.

I'm too smurfy for my shirt, too smurfy for my shirt,
So smurfy it hurts.
I'm too smurfy for this land, too smurfy for this land,
I hope you understand.
I'm too smurfy for your party, too smurfy for your party,
No way I'm disco dancing.

I'm a model, you know what I mean,
And I smurf my little turn on the catwalk,
On the catwalk, on the catwalk,
And I smurf my little turn on the catwalk.

I'm too smurfy for my car, too smurfy for my car,
Too smurfy by far.
I'm too smurfy for my hat, too smurfy for my hat,
What you think about that?

I'm a model, you know what I mean,
And I smurf my little turn on the catwalk,
On the catwalk, on the catwalk,
And I smurf my little turn on the catwalk.
On the catwalk, on the catwalk,
And I smurf my little blue tail on the catwalk.

I'm too smurfy for my...too smurfy for my...too smurfy for my...

I'm a model, you know what I mean,
And I smurf my little turn on the catwalk,
On the catwalk, on the catwalk,
And I smurf my little turn on the catwalk.
On the catwalk, on the catwalk,
And I smurf my little blue tail on the catwalk.

I'm too smurfy for my pet, too smurfy for my pet,
Oh coochy coochy coo.
I'm too smurfy for my love, too smurfy for my love,
My love's gonna leave me.
I'm too smurfy for this song.

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